Just a quick story...(Oh okay maybe not so quick!!!)

These Middle Eastern students are a hoot!! I'm telling ya!!! Between them and my daft husband, I had the most stupid grin all over my face today!
We were focusing on descriptive writing today... anyway as I was giving out the paper for the exercise they had to do which was to describe their home town to me so I could picture it in my mind's eye... one of the four down the back asked if they could write about deserts and camels... I said yes. Big mistake.
In the meantime, Steve is emailing me telling me about the new leather executive chairs and chair mats that were delivered and he said that he assembled them in one hour. When I questioned this, he said they were 'blow up' chairs and should we sent them back then?

and that our office looked like the bridge in Startrek's Voyager and that Rachel had been plugged in to recharge in her bedroom like 7 of 9!! Well I found that all rather amusing (perhaps you had to be there... or at least involved...

) and started chuckling!!!
Anyway I collected the exercise in from the students.... and the


Middle Eastern students had ALL talked about camels.
One said he had a Louis Vitton saddle (I cannot spell these names sorry

) and he put on his Gucci sunglasses after he had sipped warmed camels milk (eeeeooooowww!!) and went off to check his oil well! Another one talked of his green oasis in the desert where he was born and drunk camel's milk and burned Frankincense to 'make the nice smell' and yet another talked of drinking camels milk on his way to his father's oil refinery to fill up his car for free!!!
So there's me saying... 'do you guys really drink camel milk?'
and while the class (and me) are in fits of laughter... we find that the next class have found an opening in the sliding doors and there are about 5 faces looking through... either they are without a lecturer or they want to
join our class (as we are the ones having all the fun

) so I waved... another big mistake.
Another 12 or so heads came through and the WHOLE FREAKING PARTITION fell down and someone said 'Holy Sh-t!' so we had a riot of laughing and one of the

students had to try and re-hang this thing!!! OMG... this afternoon was just soooo funny in so many different ways...
So with the rehung partition in place, with gaps and heads still looking through, I try to resurrect my class which was virtually impossible but..........................
At the end of it all, I had the WORST subjective descriptive writer in the class who described a picture of a cat as "It look pregnant" (yes it was a

student...) come out with something poetic like... "this (white) cat has had a cup of milk poured over it from it's mother's womb, who is trying to turn it into an angel!" It took about 15 attempts from him to convey the word 'angel' as the pronunciation was WAY WEIRD

but his sentence got a round of applause from the class... and it was
well deserved!!!
Ahhhh!!! Sigh!!!! Just another day at the office!!!
